Akpos came home from work last night and said to his wife::
"I have been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and get to employ my own private secretary"
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Wife "well please find an ugly Private secretary ,
who doesn't have a personal hygiene, 
smelly armpits and
dresses like an old woman,
 I don't want you choosing someone who you are going to be tempted to have an affair with"
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"That's fair enough " Akpos replied
 "when do you wanna start "