To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for 
“Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage
 “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

Exams And Girl friends

Exams are like Girl friends

1 - Too many questions
2 - Difficult to understand
3 - More explanation is needed
4 - Result is always fail! 

Absence!

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?

Son: Absence!

Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?

Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!