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In case you get stuck in a Jam

Newton Become Pascal

This pj Will surely kill u -

Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.

Einstein was seeker.

Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.

Einstein: I found u newton !! Thappa !!!

Newton: U are wrong. I am not newton. As i am standing in 1 mt square, i am newton/per mt sq. So I am pascal.

Q : What do you call a witch at the beach? 


A : A sandwich.

Q : How do porcupines kiss each other? 


A : Very carefully.

Q : Why did the man throw the butter out the window? 


A : Because he wanted to see butterfly.

Q : Why do birds fly south for the winter? 


A : Because it’s too far to walk.

Q: Where do you find giant snails?


A: On the ends of their fingers. 
(Giants' nails.)