A wife was making breakfast of fried eggs for her husband..
Suddenly,her husband came into the Kitchen..

Husband: Careful!Careful!Put in some more oil!
Oooohh My God!You are cooking too many at once.Too many!Turn them..Turn them now!You need more oil.
Oh My God!Where are we going to get more oil?The eggs are going to stick!Careful!Careful!I said BE CAREFUL!You never listen to me when you are cooking!Never!
Turn them!Hurry up!Are you crazy?
Have you lost your mind?
Don't forget to salt them!You know you always forget to do that.Use the salt...Use the salt!The salt!

The wife stared at him angrily,
"What's wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband replied,
"I just wanted to show you how it felt like when I'm driving & you do the same!"