A girl posts An ad in Newspaper for her Life Partner : 'Need a person who, Never leaves me, Never beats me and Can satisfy me on Bed'
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Next day a Guy with No arms and Legs knock at her door
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Girl : Who are yu ?

Guy : I want to be yur husband.

Girl : You dont fit for that.

Guy:I dont have arms , So i cant beat yu ! I dont have legs , So i cant leave you !

Girl : How can yu satisfy me on bed ?
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Guy : How do yu think i knocked the door