A rich old man gave his lawyer, his priest and his doctor each a million dollars on the condition that they put it in the coffin with him when he died so he could prove "you can take it with you".
At the funeral, they all put in their envelopes, then
The priest said " I have to be honest, part of the job you know, I only put 25% in. The rest went to the needy in my parish".
The doc said "I better be honest too, I only put in half the money, the rest went to operations to save needy patients lives".
The lawyer said, disdainfully, "How dare you not honor the last wishes of a dear old friend! I gave him a check for the whole amount!"
No comments:
Post a Comment