In the past few years:

1. I learn to operate 3 critical machines
* Scanner
* Printer
* Xerox Machine

2. I learn to use 3 High End Software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint

3. I learn to use 3 great short cuts:-
* Ctrl+C
* Ctrl+V
* Ctrl+S

4. I learn to say three very imp words for professional life:-
* Yes sir
* Ok sir.
* I'll Just Do That sir

5. When I really wanted to quit, I learn to: -
* Wake Up early
* Sleep late
* Continue to Work

6. I learnt to: -

* Face Monday

* Fight For 5 Days

* Wait For Friday

7. I learn to give reasons to family frnds and relatives for not making

* Phone Calls

* Messages

* Mails

8. I learn to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-

* Birthday

* New Year

* Festivals

9. In last one year, People say:-

* You Learn...

* You Earned...

* You Enjoyed...

10. But when I compare me with my self...

* I just Sustained...

* I just Tolerated...

* I just Survived... for bucks

11. I have survived:-

* For convenience of my Family...

* To avoid blame of Society...

* To get tag of Employment...

12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train.

* I learn to Rejoice...

* To be Happy...

* To Smile..

I learn that corporate life and dreams can never meet..

Because when they meet, both will lose their meaning..!!