Friday 15 November 2013

Don’t mess with Lawyers

A lawyer defending a man in New York accused of burglary tried this creative defense  “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb.”

“Well put,” the judge replied.
“Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to 5 year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.”

The defendant smiled.
With his  lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the  bench, and walked out. …Don’t mess with Lawyers…..manipulation is their game!!

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