He beats him again

What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.?
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.Lazy.

What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
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The accountant knows he's boring.

1. Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.

2. Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.

3. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

4. What do you call an accountant with an opinion? An auditor.

5. An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don’t understand.

6. Why did the accountant cross the road? Because she looked in the files and did what they did last year.

7. How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.

8. What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation.

9. An economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

10. Why do economists exist? So accountants have someone to laugh at.

11. How can you tell when the chief accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to marketing before saying no.

12. There are just two rules for creating a successful accountancy business: 1. Don't tell them everything you know. 2. [Redacted]

13. What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humor.

Once upon a time ..a small boy named Peter lived in a tiny Moroccan village.

All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy, Peter"...

One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...

The mother could not accept such a feed back and she took her son out from that school. she even shifted to another city ...

25 years later, that teacher got a cardio disorder and all the doctors advised her to go for an open heart operation which only one surgeon could perform..

Left with no other choice she did it and the surgery was successful ...

when she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling at her, being under anesthesia effect, she wanted to thank him but could not talk, in turn, he was staring at her face which started turning blue.

She was raising her hand trying to tell him some thing but in vain and eventually died...

The doctor was shocked and was trying to understand what just happened, till he turned back and saw Peter working as a cleaner in that hospital who unplugged the ventilator to connect his vacuum cleaner......    

If you were thinking  that Peter became a doctor, it's because you have been watching too many Indian movies, serials or have read too many motivational fowarded messages...😂

Peter is Peter . 😆