A Liverpool fan, an Arsenal fan and a Manchester United fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for
the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death!

However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced:
'It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.

The Liverpool fan was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: 'Please tie a pillow to my back.' This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Arsenal fan was next up. After watching the Scouser in horror he said smugly: 'Please fix two pillows to my back.' But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Arsenal fan was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do - **no pun**).

The Manchester united fan was the last
one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: 'You support the biggest club in the world and your team is one of the finest in the world. For this reason, you may have two wishes!' 'Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness', the Red devil replied. 'In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20 lashes but, 100 lashes.' 'Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave'. The Sheikh said with an admiring look
on his face. 'If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish'?
'Tie the Arsenal fan to my back.'