HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB!

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates into the room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyse The situation..

If they are counting the Bricks.
Put them in the Accounts Department.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in Auditing ..

If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the Bricks at each other.
Put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping.
Put them in Security.


If they have broken the bricks Into pieces.
Put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle.
Put them in Human Resources.

If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has Been moved, put them in Sales.

If they have already left for The day.
Put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the Window.
Put them on Strategic Planning.

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each Other and not a single brick Has been Moved.

Congratulate them and put them
in
Top Management

Engineer v/s Manager

A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost.

She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below: "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

Man below replied: "You r in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground.You are at 41 deg north latitude & 59 deg west longitude."

Lady: You must be an engineer.

Man: How do you know?

Lady: Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost.

Engineer:You must be in Top Management.

Lady:Ya.How do you know?

Engineer:U don't know where you are or where you're going. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. 

If u cant change the girl..
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CHANGE the girl.

Never Ask A Woman Her Age..!
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A Man, His Salary..!!
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Now-A-Days...
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An Engineering Student, His Placement..!!
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It Hurt.

Drunker's Matrimonial advertisement:::

WANTED WIFE

AGE no Bar,

WEIGHT no Bar,

LOOKS no Bar,

CASTE no Bar,

Education no Bar.

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girl's father must have his own bar

RECYCLE PAPER

Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right next to him, &
he writes on paper"i love you, do you love me ?"

She replies"No"

he didn't give up, he rubs her answer & passed same paper to
another girl sitting left to him...
And she replies"Yes"



Moral of the story is:

RECYCLE PAPER and save trees, save earth !

Teacher :- Teach some manners to your son

Father :- Why? What Happens?

Teacher :- While filling the form you know what he wrote for column sex?

Father :- What?

Teacher :- "Not got chance yet."

Facebook is not all about likes and shares.
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Like and share if you agree.

sooooo wise

Akpors bought a Brand New Bullet proof car, While driving alone in the bush at Night, Armed Robbers ambushed him and fired shots at his car sporadically but could not Penetrate,

Akpors, being so wise, came down from the car and started abusing the robbers " ur fadas" don't you know the car has bullet proof??"
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Akpors was Buried 2 days later.

Price Hike

Congress has decided to get the full majority in next elections
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hence price hike...
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so that no one other than Congis survive