Q : why is a survey proving facebook users have lower grades 
      than non users pointless?
A : because facebook users tell everyone how stupid they are 
      with their statup updates on a daily basis!

Q : how ugly was my ex girlfrien/boyfriend?
A : so ugly that facebook banned her/his profile pic 
     & sent her back to myspace...

Q : when facebook, myspace, orkut & twitter merge into one super 
      social networking company what will it be called?
A : they will call it "or my twit face"

Q : why should you create a facebook account with the name nobody?
A : because when somebody posts something stupid 
      you can say nobody likes this!

facebook jail

Q : why facebook like jail? 
A : you have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls 
      and you get pocket by guys u don't really knows...

Be professional..!!

A fully-Nude lady gets into taxi,

Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..

lady- haven't u ever seen a naked women??

Driver: not that, I'm just wondering where have u kept the money to pay me..

MORAL: Concentrate on ur Business, no matter what happens..

Be professional..!!