HOW TO ......

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes

Q : why is facebook a great site for loners?
A : because its the only place where they can talk to a wall & not be considered an loser!

Q : why is facebook like a refrigerator?
A : because every few minutes you keep opening & closing it  
      to see if there's anything good in it!

Q : why is a survey proving facebook users have lower grades 
      than non users pointless?
A : because facebook users tell everyone how stupid they are 
      with their statup updates on a daily basis!

Q : how ugly was my ex girlfrien/boyfriend?
A : so ugly that facebook banned her/his profile pic 
     & sent her back to myspace...

Q : when facebook, myspace, orkut & twitter merge into one super 
      social networking company what will it be called?
A : they will call it "or my twit face"

Q : why should you create a facebook account with the name nobody?
A : because when somebody posts something stupid 
      you can say nobody likes this!

facebook jail

Q : why facebook like jail? 
A : you have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls 
      and you get pocket by guys u don't really knows...

Be professional..!!

A fully-Nude lady gets into taxi,

Driver looks at her top to bottom repeatedly..

lady- haven't u ever seen a naked women??

Driver: not that, I'm just wondering where have u kept the money to pay me..

MORAL: Concentrate on ur Business, no matter what happens..

Be professional..!!