WWE:

WWE: 2 people fighting over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants.

Dear Indian parents,
Never give up on your children.
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If Rahul Gandhi is achieving positions in life,
your child is destined to be genius.

status

Apart from 'SINGLE' and 'COMMITTED',

There Should be one more status in a Relationship
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'I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS
GOING ON BETWEEN US.

Height of Possessiveness:

A boy is dying of cancer..
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Friend:" Why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS ??
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Boy:" when I die,
No one will dare to touch my Girlfriend.

This status is brought to you by
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the neighbor's Wifi!