Best breakup :

Girl: I hate you get lost, 
I Don't wanna talk to you,
This relationship is over..!
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Boy: What happened..??
I didn't look up with any
girl, I love only you..!!
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Girl:Shut up, i don't wanna be with you,

you didn't 'Like' my status on facebook..!!!

Q : How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?

A : There's white-out all over the screen.

Ultimate College Truth:

The person who runs the xerox center in our college will have better knowledge of our syllabus than us.